Sunday, June 26, 2011

Mat Beyer


Mat Beyer



Just because I have a thing for long-haired guys with piercings, big grins, baby faces and sparkly blue eyes doesn’t mean that I can’t think clearly. Just because MasterChef’s Mat Beyer is a goth doesn’t mean that he’s not a good, upstanding guy who can cook great food, as demonstrated multiple times throughout MasterChef season 3.



To quote Mat’s official biography on the MasterChef website (http://www.masterchef.com.au/mat-beyer.htm):


“I kind of fell in love with the fine dining scene and I guess it’s novel being treated with respect, even though I look like I might rob you in the alley way!” he laughs.


News broke on the morning of June 15th that the 24 year old Melbourne food blogger and IT consultant Mat Beyer had been expelled from MasterChef Australia for breaking the rules. http://www.memorabletv.com/global/news/matt-beyer-thrown-off-masterchef-australia-for-having-smart-phone/ reports:


...24 year old Matt Beyer (he of the piercings, tatts and emo hair) was kicked off [MasterChef Australia] about two weeks ago for having a banned smart phone in the house with him.


http://www.realityravings.com/2011/06/15/mat-beyer-kicked-off-masterchef-but-what-happened/ has what seems to be most of the available facts - Mat flew to New York with seven other contestants, however was soon expelled. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/mat-beyers-masterchef-phone-scandal/story-e6frfmyi-1226075327451 reports:


Beyer had reportedly had the smartphone for about six weeks.

Smartphones can be used to access emails and the internet, and the show's producers feared contestants could use the devices to access extra cooking information.

Beyer had stood out on MasterChef for his tattoos and facial piercings.

His axing has thrown MasterChef into disarray. It is believed that there is a month's worth of episodes to screen before his on-air exit.

Embarrassed producers were forced to recall an eliminated contestant.


As all the papers claim that Mat’s phone was discovered while the MasterChef house was being removed of cookbooks for a challenge, it is unclear as to when he was accused. One elimination in New York would have brought them down to six contestants from being eight when they had arrived.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/16/3245056.htm?section=entertainment reports:


The [Herald Sun] says the producers were forced to recall an eliminated contestant to fill the 24-year-old's place.

However, Ten says the newspaper report is just speculation and has refused to comment further.

A spokesman for MasterChef's production company Fremantle Media has also refused to confirm or deny the report.


In the Daily Telegraph, however, the Dalai Lama, a special guest judge who judged the contestants in Melbourne, said that there were seven contestants present - one must have been reinstated.



Fan favourite Jay Huxley tweeted:


@jaymasterchef (Jay Huxley): @afoodstory wish it was me but it not!!!



Since then, accusations regarding the breaking of the ‘no contact with the outside world’ rule in the MasterChef house have also been made against Jay Huxley and Hayden Quinn, due to Facebook conversations which they have had. This is far less widely known than Mat’s phone scandal. Why? Perhaps because Jay is a fan favourite. Perhaps because Hayden is expected by most to go through to the final four or beyond. Or perhaps because Hayden is a buff, hot, blonde surfer guy, and as self-eliminated contestant Adam Bowen stated, the producers love Hayden and rally for any opportunity to get a shot of him with his shirt off. http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/bloggers-stir-the-pot-in-masterchef-phone-scandal-20110615-1g443.html shows:



Since the first allegations have been made, Jay's Facebook account has been deleted, and Hayden's has been set to private.



So what exactly is this rule which it seems that so many MasterChef contestants have broken? The answer was revealed when Adam Bowen, a MasterChef contestant who eliminated himself largely because he could not stand to the atmosphere of the show, was interviewed (http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/masterchef-hope-pulls-the-pin/story-fn6ck8la-1226078709639):


"It was tough to be in Sydney for four-and-a-half months when the producers only allowed us a 10-minute phone call a week," [Adam] said.

"In the end it broke up [my long-term] relationship."

Adam... defended alleged MasterChef cheat Mat Beyer saying, "He's not a cheat - he's a good, kind-hearted kid."

...Adam said he had been unfairly targeted because he had tattoos and wore black.

"I think the cheating scandal has all been good publicity for MasterChef," he added.



Ten minutes of ‘outside world’ contact per week? A little harsh, I’d think, and tough on anybody.

Fan favourite Marion Grasby from the pervious season of MasterChef spoke up about Mat’s sudden exit, as reported http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/not-such-a-smart-phone-call-mat-beyer/story-e6frf96x-1226075943596:


...Grasby insisted contestants would have been warned against ‘contraband’, including TVs, newspapers, alcohol, phones and radios in the house at the start of the competition, and would have been frisked "like going through airport Customs" before entering the MasterChef house.

"You are constantly told, in no uncertain terms, that if you break the rules that they can boot you from the show," she said.

..."We don't know if he did cheat but if he did have the phone, that's definitely a huge breach."

Housemates were given a ‘babysitter’ and allowed just one 10-minute call a week to their families during the six months of filming.



According to his biography, Mat lives with his girlfriend Jess, and it would be incredibly hard to only speak to her for five minutes every week. Self-evicted MasterChef contestant Adam Bowen lost his long-term relationship - should Mat really be blamed for not wanting to lose his?

But here’s the question: why did Mat take that phone into the kitchen? Was it really an Angry Birds addiction? Did he just not think of the consequences of his actions? Or is fellow MasterChef contestant Queensland amateur cook Danielle Dixon right (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/why-mat-took-that-phone-to-tv-kitchen/story-fn7x8me2-1226081979726):


"He's the last person who would look up a recipe. I don't think he should have been kicked out on that basis," [Danielle] said.

"Mat had a really hard life and there was some news coming that I don't think he wanted anyone else to know about.

"Because production filter everything that comes to us communication-wise, that was his way of trying to keep it from everyone but it backfired in a bad way."

She refused to reveal what the news Beyer, 24, was waiting for.



[edit (Monday 27th June 2011] - I was wondering how Danielle had commented on Mat's elimination if she was still in the competition. Guess who got eliminated tonight?]

Other rumours have been spreading like wildfire: Has Mat been pushed aside to make way for Jay’s dramatic re-entry? Did he make the top twelve because he was cheating all along? Was he not even kicked off at all, and the whole scandal is being fueled solely by rumours? And last but not least, the theory which I believe: that the whole exercise has merely been a publicity ploy by Fremantle Media, the producers of MasterChef - he was kicked off, but not for just reasons. An article on NINE MSN (http://www.realityravings.com/2011/06/21/masterchef-contestant-adam-bowen-puts-the-boot-into-producers/) states:


Former MasterChef contestant Adam Bowen has criticised the show’s producers for not caring enough about contestants and claims they are playing with contestants’ emotions for ratings.

Bowen - who shocked fans when he quit the show during last night’s elimination pressure test - also fears the show could have a lasting negative effect on some contestants who have put their lives on hold to compete.

...“I really think that people are putting their whole lives on the line. People in the top fifty quit their jobs,” he said.

“It puts a big void in peoples’ lives. It can and it will affect some people a lot longer than others.”


I certainly believe these claims to be true. I remember distinctly MasterChef judge George Colombaris appearing on the news program 7pm Project in the lead-up to MasterChef 2011, saying that this year’s MasterChef would take the emphasis away from emotions and focus more on cooking. I vaguely recall Matt Preston, another MasterChef judge, saying something similar as well.



It’s simply not true. But I don’t think it’s the judges’ faults.

This year, contestants are crying left, right and centre. The judges, including George and Matt, are spending ten minutes talking to contestants about their dead parents, about why they are there and how they would feel if they were to lose while they have cameras pressed in their faces and have been cooking their hearts out all day, and for months.

MasterChef wasn’t like that last year, even then I was irritated with the sob-story content then. I could understand though - they want the ratings. Fair enough. This year... it’s gone too far. I agree with Adam, thinking of some of the more sensitive contestants - the sweet and self-conscious Shannon, Jay who had worked for this dream for years, harder than anyone else... I wonder if they are undergoing counseling or treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder as I type this.



The terms of Mat’s contract prevent him from speaking of the show until after the finale, just as he was restricted from contact with the outside world. http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/bloggers-stir-the-pot-in-masterchef-phone-scandal-20110615-1g443.html reports a MasterChef representative saying:


"We're quite firm with [the contestants] from the earliest stages, right from the top 50, that we don't allow access to mobile phones, smart phones, internet or media," a representative for the show said yesterday.

The only contact allowed with the outside world is "restricted calls to family and friends".


Which explains why they have a Telstra T-box with full internet access in the house.

Who ever said that the MasterChef producers were only after money?

Point made.

I was perhaps most shocked by the news released on the 19th June by The Sunday Telegraph: Mat has been imprisoned in a motel by the MasterChef producers to keep him quiet. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/mat-locked-in-motel-after-masterchef-axing-for-using-smartphone/story-e6freuy9-1226077729712 explains:


MASTERCHEF'S Mat Beyer has been locked in a motel by the show's producers in a bid to gag him about being kicked off the hit show for using a smartphone.

...But his father, Michael Beyer, told The Sunday Telegraph his son was no cheat, and had been unable to clear his name because the producers, FremantleMedia Australia, had silenced him.

"He has been told not to say anything so they must have something in the wings or want to boost their ratings in some way," Mr Beyer said. "They've got him holed up in a motel room somewhere - and I can only talk to him when he rings."

But Mr Beyer blamed a Channel 10 ratings grab for his son being unfairly cast as a villain following his shock exit from the series.

"I can tell you now he did not cheat and he was not using his phone to access recipes or anything like that," Mr Beyer insisted. "He just made an error of judgment in taking a phone into the kitchen."

Mr Beyer said a search of Mat's mobile phone logs by the producers had already proven that his son was not using the phone to cheat.

And he said a contract that banned his son from speaking to members of the media was preventing Mat from publicly clearing his name.

Beyer will continue to appear on the show for the next three weeks before an eliminated contestant will replace him. It is the second time the show has been embroiled in a mobile-phone controversy.



So there you have it.

Mat did not use his phone to cheat.

Regardless of the reason he kept his phone with him, he did not use it.

Mat has now actually been imprisoned to keep him quiet, for a week so far. I agree with Mat’s dad - the MasterChef producers must know that he has something to say. They want to wait until it can’t affect their viewing numbers.

And I can’t wait to hear what it is.

So - it’s the 26th June today, and it seems that Mat has around a fortnight remaining on MasterChef before he is off air.

I was wondering how they would handle Mat being kicked out. My brother seemed to think that they wouldn’t put too much focus on it as it was supposed to be show about cooking.

My entire family laughed.


Mat Beyer


I saw one of two options: the producers would either dismiss Mat quickly and harshly as they did Cleo earlier in the series, or they would do a long, drawn-out elimination-style sob story for him.

I have noticed, however, something else. A third possibility has opened up, and I am revolted by it.

There are now twelve contestants remaining in the MasterChef competition, and this number includes Mat. He cooked in the final elimination before the top 12, and performed stunningly, being one of the first to go through from that elimination round.

That was on Thursday.

Friday is always MasterClass day, where all the contestants learn a thing or two from their judges and some guest chefs.

Come MasterClass, eleven people walked into the MasterChef kitchen.

I noticed it immediately. Mat was gone.

Mat was not seen at all during the entire two hour episode. Every other contestant was shown and heard from multiple times, however Mat simply was not there.

I presumed, or perhaps hoped, that he was just sick that day, and as it wasn’t a competition day, he had taken that day off to recover.

Tonight’s episode of MasterChef sent my dreams crashing down.

At the beginning of the episode, there was a phone call in the MasterChef house, and ‘everyone’ crowded around to hear the loudspeaker. ‘Everyone’ does not mean eleven people in the top twelve.



Where was Mat?

There was no sign of him while the contestants were briefed on their challenge for that episode. No sign of him while the contestants assembled in the field in which they would be cooking.

I became very worried.

When Ellie had been sick, they had made a point of it, and said that she would be participating in an elimination round automatically as she was unable to compete.

There was no such feature for Mat.

As a vegetarian and animal lover, I find it very difficult to watch when there are animal carcasses involved. In this episode, each contestant was required to handle an entire carcass of lamb, and as such I simply listened to the show and was checking my emails on my iPod when my Mum said, “Wait - was that Mat? In the woolly ear-flap hat thing?” My glance shot up.

Kumar carrying a skinless dead baby sheep over his shoulder. Fantastic.

My excitement was perked though. She hadn’t been sure - was it him? It could have been someone else...

Suddenly there was a side-angle shot of Kumar at his bench. And who was out of focus in the background? Mat, his long hair covering his face, slaving away over his lamb.

I was shocked.

Two minutes passed before the next shot of him - a tattooed arm reaching out for a potato. Ten minutes later, a long shot saw him run behind a tree.

He was being ignored.

So. That’s how they want to play.

I was shocked when the contestants were lined up during the announcements of who did the best and who would go through to the elimination round. I looked for Mat immediately, and didn’t see him at first. On the second shot of the contestants, I realised - he was blocked from view by Michael’s head.



Every face could be seen clearly, however behind Michael’s head only a lock of black hair was shown. Outraged, I pointed this out to my family - they actually all cracked up laughing, it was so obvious that the producers were hiding him.



When Michael was called forward for making one of the best dishes of the day, suddenly the background was blurred and out of focus. All we could see was a blurry Mat with his ear warmers and chef’s apron, smiling and clapping his congratulations for Billy and Michael, who had presented the most popular dishes.



Will it be like this every episode for the next two weeks? With only twelve contestants remaining, surely Mat will either do really well or really badly or be a team captain or something to be put in the spotlight.

Unless that’s edited out too.

The producers actually either digitally edited or physically blocked him out of all top-twelve shots, and are showing him as present however of less value than a wallflower throughout the regular course of the show. The producers are ignoring him, and actually going to reasonable lengths to detach us viewers from him.

It’s disgusting.

One day, Mat might just fade away and suddenly be gone, completely unacknowledged by all.



I am personally appalled by the behaviour of Fremantle Media - not only for kicking out my favourite and the hottest MasterChef contestant, but for incessantly mistreating contestants emotionally, judging poor Mat by his appearances, and generally being unfair. If Mat’s rivals Danielle and Adam could defend him for having the phone with him, then surely he had a valid reason, whatever it was.

The whole story is a mess. Channel Ten and Fremantle Media are staying very quiet about the subject - as is Mat, although it is doubtful that this is of his own choice. This whole story should never have come to light. MasterChef should not have such painfully restricting rules in place for their contestants.

What if Hayden is eliminated for using Facebook? He could well be Australia’s next MasterChef. Mat could have been too. As could Cleo.

It seems that MasterChef isn’t as concerned with finding Australia’s next MasterChef as they should be.


Saturday, February 19, 2011

Cheap shit

Some stuff is really awesome, yeah. Some stuff is really cheap, yup. They're usually mutually exclusive though.

But sometimes, if you're lucky, and usually if you're in an Asian store, these two wonderful opposites will collide into cheap awesome things. Woo! Spending spree! I can buy like $80 for $12.50! This is great! Oh, I've wanted one of these for ages! Bla bla excited happy bla!

Rocking up to the counter with arms stacked full.

Cash out.

Then it hits.

The questions.

The worry.

And the guilt.

Why is this shit so cheap? This mortar and pestle is $2.50, the cheapest one I've ever seen has been $25, going up into the hundreds. Why is it so cheap? It's not bad quality, it's really porcelain on the outside.

Yeah, it's from Japan. So why can the Japanese sell it so cheaply overseas? They have a struggling economy - am I imposing more taxes on the Japanese people? Am I exploiting underpaid labourers? Am I starving children by buying this at such a cheap price? Am I leaving the Japanese with no choice but to kill the whales or enslave their children? These are the descendants of the samurai, the creators of anime! Some of the brightest minds and most beautiful people in the world! Can I do such a cruel thing to them?

I'd rather they just put a Japanese sticker on it which, if you look really carefully, reads "Made in the USA." I don't mind exploiting them.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Nothing to do with Valentine's Day

Hi there.
I'm just posting to say that I'm not going to make any ridiculous Valentine's Day posts.
I reckon I'm above mentioning Valentine's Day on my precious blog.
Not that I'm a lonely unloved manic depressive or anything.
Love Emma.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I'm going to get a great ATAR in the HSC without stressing myself out so much that I lose sight of the joy in life.

When I grow up I'm going to get into Macquarie University instantly and with no troubles at all.

When I grow up I'm going to study and work to get a Bachelor of Biodiversity and Conservation while working at a retail job that makes everyone elses' retail jobs look like asses.

When I grow up I'm going to apply for a job at Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast in Queensland and get it instantly.

When I grow up I'm going to rent a little apartment really cheaply and really close to the Zoo.

When I grow up I'm going to be loved by everyone in my workplace and get lots of promotions and get paid lots and lots of money.

When I grow up I'm going to buy a house in Beerwah on a half-acre block of land with three bedrooms, a spare room, a great kitchen, a huge backyard, two carports, two bathrooms and a pool.

When I grow up I'm going to live with my best friend Gen and she's going to pay a bit of rent so that the mortgage flies by unnoticed.

When I grow up I'm going to clear out a room to be my library. All the walls will be lined with books on big shelves as high as I can reach (pretty damn high) and there'll be a ladder for Gen to climb (she can't reach as high as me).

When I grow up I'm going to dig a big hole in my garden and then surround the outside with concrete. Then I'll tile it with little white tiles. After that I'll fill it with water and put a fountain in it and then some koi in it.

When I grow up I'm going to have a big tree in my garden that I'll have a hammock under on one side, and swing on the other.

When I grow up I'm going to have a big bright flower patch in my front yard, and my neighbours ask for flowers all the time.

When I grow up I'm going to have a big raised veggie patch in my back yard where I'll grow potatoes and carrots and lettuce and celery and pumpkin and lots of other yummy vegetables. No spinach though, 'cause it's gross.

When I grow up I'm going to have an area that will have a lemon tree, an apple tree, an orange tree, a cherry tree, a mandarin tree, and some other fruit trees, and all around the base of the trees I'll have lots and lots of big, red, shiny strawberries.

When I grow up I'm going to have the biggest herb patch in Beerwah, with all sorts of herbs for cooking and for healing and for smelling.

When I grow up I'm going to have a dog and a cat and two guinea pigs and two bunnies and some fish and two rats and a whole bunch of chooks who'll run all around all the time. All my pets will get along great, and understand the law of equivalent exchange when it comes to food.

When I grow up I'm going to miss having Gen in my house, but we'll still meet up all the time because we'll live so close to each other. Every week we'll each have a day or an evening off work that coincides and we'll go the beach or to a concert or a festival or shopping or Brisbane or go to anime conventions or go for a big walk or we'll just sit around our houses and gardens and talk for hours on end.

When I grow up I'm going to meet the man of my dreams who'll love me forever no matter what and who'll believe in my dreams.

When I grow up I'm going to watch Gen fall in love with the man of her dreams and my heart will swell every time I see them together.

When I grow up I'm going to live with the man of my dreams for a long time.

When I grow up I'm going to marry the man of my dreams. It'll be a simple ceremony, but I'll look beautiful, and there'll be so much love between the man of my dreams and I that the whole world will feel warm and at peace.

When I grow up I'm going to stand with Gen at her wedding while she's the happiest girl on earth.

When I grow up I'm going to live it up with my husband as DINKs, working my perfect job and going home to my perfect house every day until the time is right.

When I grow up I'm going to give birth to a beautiful baby, and my husband and I will hug them and love them and be so happy.

When I grow up I'm going to adopt a second child - a baby from a different culture. My husband and I will love this baby just the same as our first child, and they will get along really, really well.

When I grow up I'm going to give my first beautiful baby a big hug and kiss, and watch the man of my dreams give him or her a big hug and kiss, and we'll watch them run into school for the first time together.

When I grow up I'm going to spend the whole day when my first little baby is at school leaning into the arms of my husband with tears in my eyes and watch my second little baby chase the chooks around the yard.

When I grow up I'm going to say farewell to my second little baby as he or she takes my first little baby's hand and they walk into school together.

When I grow up I'm going to take my babies around to auntie Gen's house every second week so we can catch up and they can play in auntie Gen's great back yard. Every other week, auntie Gen and her husband will come to our house.

When I grow up I'm going to go have perfect working hours at the Zoo so I can drop off and pick up my little babies every day, but still spend lots of time with the animals I love.

When I grow up I'm going to stand at the bus stop with my beautiful babies on their first days of high school.

When I grow up I'm going to be with my babies through their teenage years. I'm going to help my first baby to realise their dreams and we're going to work through all the problems we're faced with together with Dad. I'm going to hold my second baby and make sure he or she knows I love them as if I had given birth to them, then help them to track down their birth parents and Dad and I will hold their hand when our baby meets their birth parents for the first time.

When I grow up I'm going to go back to university and study veterinary science.

When I grow up I'm going to help my babies with their expenses as they fly through university.

When I grow up I'm going to promise to visit all the time as I leave my babies' new houses.

When I grow up I'm going to cry with my husband when we get home to an empty house.

When I grow up I'm going to spend lots of time with Gen because she's always who I want when I'm lost.

When I grow up I'm going to go back to working full time at the Zoo, and I'll be welcomed back with open arms.

When I grow up I'm going to work my dream job and come home to my dream house and dream husband every day.

When I grow up I'm going to watch my babies get their perfect jobs and help the world change for the better.

When I grow up I'm going to cry at my babies' weddings but pretend I have something in my eyes. Gen and my husband will be the only ones who know.

When I grow up I'm going to ease into retirement, still popping into the Zoo once or twice a week to be with and help the animals I love.

When I grow up I'm going to retire with my husband and we're going to finally reclaim our babies' bedrooms and use them however we want.

When I grow up I'm going to gradually learn to play every musical instrument I can get my hands on.

When I grow up I'm going to teach my grandchildren whatever they want to learn.

When I grow up I'm going to feel Gen's hands on my wrinkly face as I cry at the fact that my babies are growing up.

When I grow up I'm going to put the usual tea into our favourite pot and wait for it to steep so I can bring it to my husband on the verandah, just like I do every day.

When I grow up I'm going to bring fresh fruits, vegetables and herbs to my childrens' families and meet my grandchildren at the door as they run into my arms.

When I grow up I'm going to sit on my husband's lap and swing on the swing in the yard together, laughing at the chooks who keep running in under our feet.

When I grow up I'm going to die, and so is my husband.

And after that... who knows.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

A Podcast

So.

I've always been weird. Well, there's weird - the type of weird that everyone is around people - and then there's weird, the weird that people avoid because they don't understand. Although I had weird hobbies and perspectives and stuff, I also couldn't talk well. It's not that I had any mental things or whatever, I just... didn't fully understand when to talk and when not to talk, what to say and what to think, that sort of thing. I'd been informed that I should be myself, and the art of speech that I've come to revere and respect so much over the past couple of years didn't come naturally.

I watched Abridged Series' for years, from when I was about 14 or so. I watched hundreds of episodes and learnt entire episodes by heart just through the sheer number of times I saw them. I thought I would love to make a Blood+ abridged series. I could probably manage to write scripts, and voice some characters, but I didn't have a microphone or the episodes, or the patience to continue the series for 50 episodes. Abridged Series' gave me wit and a sense of humour.

I watch panels of anime voice actors on YouTube pretty incessantly. My favourites to listen to are J. Michael Tatum, Vic Mignogna, Travis Willingham, Aaron Dismuke, Laura Bailey, and the list goes on... Just listening to these people talk for hours, tell a funny story and repeat that same funny story to fifty different audiences over the years, sometimes with fifty variations. I must really have listened to and watched at least 600 hours of panels, probably more. I always wish I could go to panels and would love to have that opportunity all the time. Panels have given me not only an understanding of humour, storytelling, and incorporating facial expressions, moving and speaking into my speech, but also a great idea of how people react to different reactions from other people, friends, fans and audiences - and although I don't think learning reactions of audiences and what sets them off could ever really come in handy, it's great to know because a good number of people must think something for an 'audience' response, so I can get to know the minds of listeners.

I listen to ThatAnimeShow, the podcast of J. Michael Tatum and Terri Doty (two wonderful voice actors/directors/writers for anime at FUNimation) and a different guest each episode. Roughly calculating, I must have listened to about 250 hours or so of these people. They have done 26 episodes now with a different voice actor on for most episodes. From these people, I have learned fun new words, new personalities, new reactions, and the art of profanity and how to make it contribute to a tale.

I am so much more comfortable with speaking now. I can confidently tell stories - my own or other peoples' - and get laughs from everyone listening most of the time. I have a lot to be grateful for from these sources.

So now I'm wondering - could I pull off a podcast? Terri and Tatum from ThatAnimeShow say that a lot of people don't listen to their podcast because it's just them, and their friends and co-workers see and hear them every day, so there's really no point in listening to the podcast. My friend Trisha and I often have hilarious and fascinating conversations, and we could easily record an hour or so every so often to stick out on the world wide web.

ThatAnimeShow has probably been mostly successful because it has big anime names. A tremendous number of anime fans would tune in to a podcast hosted by names like Terri Doty and J. Michael Tatum, featuring Aaron Dismuke or Brina Palencia or Maxey Whitehead or Eric Vale or Monica freaking Rial. Trisha and I are nobodies. I wonder - could I make people care what we have to say? I know I'd be interested to hear a couple of different, funny people just randomly talking about stuff. ThatAnimeShow has guests in and also fan questions to keep conversation running smoothly for two hours. Are we going to be able to ramble for long enough in a both interesting and consistent way to keep randomers tune in? Where would we put it up? How long could we go?

Trisha and I are hoping to have weekly sleepovers every Friday this coming school year, swapping houses each week. We could easily record on our schmancy school laptops (Maaacs~). I just can't help but wonder if people would care enough to tune in, if we could keep conversation running without being too repetitive, if it would just be an extended bitching session, if we might have listeners one day...

I suppose there's only one way to see.

I suppose I'd better ask Trisha if she's at all interested before I get too carried away.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Friday, 10th December, 2010, 2.50pm

At home, bored, going to publish 5 random facts about myself 'cause why not.

Random Fact No. 1: I'm currently eating onion rings. 'Cause they yummy.

Random Fact No. 2: I'm currently reading Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck. The introduction is nearly as long as the whole book.

Random Fact No. 3: I enjoy quizzes. Like the ones on DA. Fun.

Random Fact No. 4: It's my best friend's 17th birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEN!!!

Random Fact No. 5: I enjoy fried lotus root. Yuuuum.

Bet you all wanted to know that.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Saturday, 13th November, 2011, 5.47pm

Westfield.

Okay, so the big social place near where I live is a big 'shopping town' (different to a shopping centre somehow) called Westfield

It's full of 9 year olds trying to look like 13 year olds trying to look like 16 year olds trying to look like 18 year olds trying to look their own age, but older than 16 year olds.

It's a centre for bitching and weekends and smoking outside no-smoking signs.

So why do I go there?

*shrug*

It's something to do.

They just recently replaced Angus & Robinson's bookstore with the clothing store Dotti which is just trying to copy Supre over the way, and they have now closed down the Body Shop.

This world... is rotting.

Extra awesome points if you get that reference.

A friend once asked me on Facebook why I went to Westfield, with the connotations of, "It's full of bitches, why waste your time there?"

The good thing about Facebook is that you have time to think up replies.

The best I could do was, "I like the testers in the Body Shop."

After some thought, I've figured out why I enjoy Westfield.

It's all about who you're with.

Westfield is a place full of stuff, and although the stuff may be intended for alternate purposes, they can be whatever you want them to be.

Westfield can be shopping with your friends and boyfriend, comparing oneself to models and generally strutting what you don't have.

Westfield can also be helping yourself to your friend's gelato, playing gay in front of old guys and falling all over every single bed in David Jones.

Westfield isn't inherently a bad place.

It's the people around you who decide how much fun you have.